Les Grossman: Yes… and lots of money… playaaaa!īe cool and share these awesome Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise quotes on social mediaġ6 Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5? Les Grossman: Or… you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Swinging past ya knees! No more frequent flyer bit** miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa… playa! Big dick playa! Les Grossman: You paying attention? I’m talking… G5, Peck**! That’s how you can roll. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room! Les Grossman: You play ball… we play ball. This is when the job gets fun! Ask… and you shall receive!
Les Grossman: See, this is the good part, Peck**. Les Grossman: The universe… is talking to us right now. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: We’ve been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck. Tropic Thunder Tom Cruise Quotesġ5 Les Grossman (character played by Tom Cruise): Speedman is a dying star. Where is it? Now it’s time to flip the script! We’ll get to Chinese New Year waitin’ for my man to cry. Kirk Lazarus: What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Tugg Speedman: You know what Kirk, I’m ready to do the scene! It’s like – it’s like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!įour Leaf Tayback: Writers lie all the time!Ĭody: Can I be tied to another post please?ġ4 Kirk Lazarus: Action Jackson can’t cry, that’s what’s going down. of A.!įour Leaf Tayback: I wrote the book as a tribute! I’m a patriot!Ĭody: Yeah, you’re the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War.
Let’s do this.ġ2 Kirk Lazarus: I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.ġ3 Ĭody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?įour Leaf Tayback: I have no idea, I’ve never been outside the states.Ĭody: Wait what? Are you f***ing kidding me? Did you make this whole goddamn thing up? Dude you weren’t even in the f***ing service?įour Leaf Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!įour Leaf Tayback: Sanitation Department.Ĭody: Oh my god! You’re a f***ing garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Jeff Portnoy: I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.Īlpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pu***! Please share these funny Tropic Thunder quotes with all your friendsġ1 But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! Funny. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: I wouldn’t do that. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties. Les Grossman: I couldn’t have done it without you. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars, and you saved Tugg Speedman’s career. Funny Tropic Thunder Quotes And Dialogue Excerptsġ0 Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Wow. Kirk Lazarus: Who in crikey fu** is Half Squat?ĩ Kirk Lazarus: I don’t read the script. Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up “sexiest man alive” 1998… And you’re asking if I’m SERIOUS?Ĩ Tugg Speedman: I have a son now.
I’m talking scorched earth, motherf***er! I will massacre you! I WILL FU** YOU UP! All The Best Tropic Thunder Quotes In One Video So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fu***ing firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fu***ing United Nations and get a fu***ing binding resolution to keep me from fu***ing destroying you. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth’s atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.Ĥ Kirk Lazarus: Man, I don’t drop character ’till I done the DVD commentary.Ĭontinue reading these awesome Robert Downey Jr Tropic Thunder quotes belowĥ Kirk Lazarus: Being an actor’s no different than being a rugby player or construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms which trigger human emotion.Ħ Les Grossman: First, take a big step back… and literally, FU** YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of pan-pacific bullsh** power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. Want more really funny quotes from awesome movies? Robert Downey Jr Tropic Thunder Quotesģ Kirk Lazarus (character played by Robert Downey Jr): Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot.Funny Tropic Thunder Quotes And Dialogue Excerpts.All The Best Tropic Thunder Quotes In One Video.
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